|bf:||are you scared?|
|me:||in this economy who wouldn't be|
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud